Subject: Nerd
SUBJECT #001
HIGHLY
PERVERTED
/// TOP SECRET CLEARANCE ///

ANAL
PERVERT
EXPERT

MISSION REPORT:
Subject obsessed with the rear view. Always probing the bottom. Demonstrates insatiable desire to inspect the "back-end" infrastructure. Conclusion: HE IS THE ANAL PERVERT EXPERT.

CONTRACT ADDRESS

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EXHIBIT A: THE DEEP DIVE

Step 1
STEP 01: The Probe

LOOKING FOR ENTRY

Step 2
STEP 02: Visual Contact

SPOTTED THE ASSET

Step 3
STEP 03: Going Deep

ANAL-YSIS COMPLETE

Step 4
STEP 04: CLIMAX

CERTIFIED PERVERT

CONFIDENTIAL DATA

REF: PUMP-FUN-PROTOCOL-V1
PLATFORM: PUMP.FUN
TICKER: $APE
SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000
TAX STRUCTURE: 0% BUY / 0% SELL
SECURITY: MINT REVOKED / LIQ BURNED

APPROVED FOR DEGEN USE

OPERATIONAL PROCEDURE

01.

SECURE WALLET

Download Phantom. Establish secure connection.

02.

ACQUIRE SOLANA

Load ammunition (SOL) for transaction.

03.

EXECUTE ON PUMP.FUN

Locate $APE. Confirm swap. Become Expert.